Kendra

1. You are the bestest sister-friend ever.
2. You're 33 today and you're wonderful.
3. You are all fidgety and adjusty a lot.
4. You have a horrible back but help me whenever I ask.
5. You hardly ever answer your phone which drives me crazy.
6. You are a texting fool... 5 to my 1.
7. You are a sucker for magazines galore.
8. You poop more and longer than anyone in history.
9. You are all nice and non-confrontational.
10. You allow me to be me and love me anyway.
11. You let me pick your bathroom reads and appreciate them.
12. You don't dig shopping for clothes for yourself but the Midget Princess, yes.
13. You have to have good shoes...not fancy ones and I'm sad about that.
14. You once ripped my hair out by the roots and I totally didn't deserve it.
15. You hold grudges but never with me.
16. You have become quite the little chef and I'm impressed.
17. You are upset about your weight but I say screw it.
18. You hair ROCKS especially when it's that deep reddish color. Sexy.
19. Until recently I didn't realize how GREEN your eyes are. Nice.
20. You should finish your speech pathology degree. I'll babysit the Magster.
21. You obsess about Tim McGraw but HELLO, worth it!
22. You write very well, so quit bitchin' about your blog.
23. You love sweatshirts and hate to sweat.
24. You are a very good Aint...Will worships the ground you strut on.
25. You have an inner black chick always waiting to come out.
26. You make me laugh and I love that.
27. You called to get my bill wiped clean to B.O.W. with palms sweating. Thank you.
28. You have lovely fingernails. Jealous.
29. You wear a toe ring constantly and that surprises me for some reason.
30. You value convenience and that's cool.
31. Everyone loves you and you're a good person to the core.
32. You still love to color and got me hooked.
33. Today is your day and your gift from me is kick-ass! Would you expect anything else?!