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Eye, Aye, I...

1. never sleep through the night.
2. can't stand when people wake up in a bad mood.
3. would live in my pajamas.
4. need coffee every morning, 3 sugars and creamer.
5. always got A's & B's, except for one stupid C.
6. started stealing my mom's cigarettes at 12.
7. ran away from home once.
8. was verbally abused by my dad.
9. was glad when my parents got divorced.
10. have never broken a bone, just tore tendons.
11. would never need a passport, don't want to travel outside the country.
12. would like to go to Hawaii someday.
13. don't know how to swim & don't like large bodies of water.
14. love a good book.
15. am a stay-at-home mom with my son who is awesome.
16. want to be a professional photographer.
17. can't wear socks to bed.
18. hate when people make fun of my laugh.
19. let things get under my skin.
20. can't stand it when my sister fidgits and adjusts.
21. have never read the Bible cover to cover.
22. have an associates degree in general studies...was a waste of money.
23. hated every minute that I was in the Army.
24. am a chocoholic sugar sweets addict.
25. was in labor for over 19 hours without the drugs (stupid).
26. love bowling.
27. love getting mail.
28. have to be in the mood to decopage.
29. have very sensitive skin.
30. am a cat person.
31. always want my hair to be different.
32. love shopping, except for cars or pants.
33. got the cancer.
34. am very good at sales, but I hate it.
35. want to start my own non-profit organization.
36. think I should go on a mission trip.
37. feel happy most of the time.
38. have forgiven my dad.
39. would never do high school over again.
40. once saw someone strangle a cat...I broke up with him.
41. hate to be hot.
42. don't get along with camping.
43. want a 2009 Dodge Challenger, 2000 Ford F150, 1999 Honda Accord or A Nissan Cube.
44. don't particularly like blue cars.
45. love pop, especially fountain Mt. Dew and Coke from McDonald's.
46. am a news junkie.
47. skipped school the day we dissected frogs in 7th grade.
48. voted the wrong way in the last presidential election.
49. usually feel lost with my teenage step-daughter.
50. love my step-daughter as my own.
51. am not too adventureous.
52. hate to cook but Brian says I'm good at it.
53. keep a mean clean house.
54. received hate mail once.
55. was almost killed in a drive-by shooting.
56. have always regretted not getting braces.
57. have a sister that's my best friend.
58. have always been thought of as the strong one.
59. NOT IT.
60. wish I was more artistic.
61. need anger management, and I don't mean the movie.
62. love to quote movies.
63. love to go out to dinner.
64. am the best gift-giver in the history of the world.
65. have one speeding ticket on my record.
66. am lucky to only have one speeding ticket on my record.
67. don't like to wear sunglasses.
68. am a sunscreen nazi.
69. would rather be with people than by myself.
70. have gas often.
71. am not modest.
72. cut my toenails straight across.
73. sometimes still bite my fingernails.
74. look weird without mascara.
75. have been called the game nazi.
76. like to eat, is that such a crime?!
77. used to steal my mom's car & drive it in the alley when I was 13.
78. played softball & I miss it.
79. cut my eyeball with a flying quarter once.
80. could have skipped a grade.
81. skipped school and slept in a car in the school parking lot.
82. used to be a vegetarian & probably could be again if I thought about it.
83. get runner's high if and when I do run.
84. weighed 121 for like 10 years when I was younger.
85. am a stomach sleeper.
86. have to sleep with a fan on.
87. think I'm a good friend.
88. am a networker.
89. am cheap, but only because I have to be.
90. volunteer at church, but want to find my true calling there.
91. mowed the yard one time.
92. brush my teeth with very warm water.
93. am guilty of texting and talking while driving.
94. can't stand light dimmers.
95. miss Super Mario Bros. on Nintendo.
96. used to read to my imaginary class while sitting on the toilet when I was little.
97. stepped in dog poop once when my sister & her friends dared me take all my clothes off.
98. used to steal penny candy from the dime store where my granny worked.
99. loved the library as a kid and I do even more now.
100. think God put me & Brian together on purpose :)

Comments

  1. 5. I was jealous
    18. me too, cuz i LOVE it
    20. it bothers me too fojrtohahahdnfholh
    23. worst time of MY life
    33. dumb cansah, hay chu
    41. amen, bring on Alaska
    57. hey, me too :) awwwww
    59. I know Jenj...and here was a fine place to put NOT IT
    64. it's not fair for the rest of us
    66. yes, scary driver
    70. yes, you do...:(
    77. to get pizza, hello...why is this wrong?
    91. while pregnant and got a nose bleed...
    96. it was so funny too
    97. sorry Jenj, we didn't know there was poop!
    99. OMG that day you texted me when Will was in story hour OMG LOL!

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